“It’s okay to have things from your ex-girlfriends, you know? I have a box of my ex-boyfriend’s hair, but I keep it for curses.”

- Mindy Lahiri (via sknarfkat)

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myheartonlybeatsforyou:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

Fuck. This scene took my fucking heart out. I died. I cried so hard in the theater. I fucked up my mascara and eyeliner. I went home and got really drunk with my roommates just so I couldn’t feel anything for the rest of the day.

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felixdawkins:

"If you haven’t heard of the Bechdel Test, it’s a test of gender representation in the media. It has three criteria: a) there must be at least two women, who b) talk to each other, c) about something other than a man. Only half of all movies pass this test, most often because the female characters never talk to each other; they are defined by their relationships with men. By contrast, female characters and their relationships with each other are so central to the story of Orphan Black that [it] not only passes the Bechdel Test, but fails the reverse of the [it]." (x)

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laughbitches:

legalmexican:

why

IS THAT A FUCKING VIBRATOR 

laughbitches:

legalmexican:

why

IS THAT A FUCKING VIBRATOR 

(Source: biblicalfag, via jordysreverie)

yo-slimdickens:

universecity88:

Black male doctors nothing more dangerous than educated black men

D9 I see y’all !

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jaxjaxattack89:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

devmonster:


jasmined:


With Halloween on the horizon, here is Angie Jordan with an important message.
Yes, I’m re-blogging myself.


YUS.


to all the white people with ideas

That last line.

jaxjaxattack89:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

devmonster:

jasmined:

With Halloween on the horizon, here is Angie Jordan with an important message.

Yes, I’m re-blogging myself.

YUS.

to all the white people with ideas

That last line.

(via jordysreverie)

I’d almost say you were in love…

(Source: thespacehairandthespaceidiot, via fromamelodytoasong)

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